This scene was recently enacted in the living room.
(Daughter enters stage left in a huff. She pounds the buttons of her toy cell phone with ferocity. ) "Hello? Yes? What. What."
Pause.
"Hurry, I need to go take my twelve-bath."
Pause.
"UGH." (She wanders, harried, searching through random bags.) "Hang on, hang on!"
(Retrieves a toy.)
"I will call you back in a minute!"'
(Slams phone. Hurries to the bathroom). "No, kitty, no! Do not use the toilet!"
The accuracy is a little unnerving.
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