God is a Ninja

"WHERE IS GOD?!" the four year old demanded from her throne (car seat). Her tone would allow no pathetic minion to fail in producing her desire immediately. "Where is he?"
  Her wise, older brother rolled his eyes, for, being seven, he was infinitely more knowledgeable in the ways of the world. "God," he declared sagely, "is invisible."
   "What," his sister asked, "does that mean?"
   "It means you can't see him."

   Silence.

   Then, the Princess declared with a logician's confidence: "God is a ninja."
   "WHAT?!" her brother cried. "No he isn't!"
   "Yes! Yes, he is!" she argued, "because I can't see him!"
   "MOMMY! Tell her that God is not a ninja!"